I love you so much, I wrote you a joke

Dear Mosaic Family,

I once said, people in Boston go to church like they go to the movies. When something good is playing. Well, I’m making you a movie. 

2 Corinthians 8:16 But thanks be to God, who put into the heart of Titus the same earnest care I have for you.

But thanks be to God, who put into the heart of Pastor Jan the same earnest care: write a joke, brah. Make people laugh. It helps forget and then, remember. What matters most. 

Love. Jesus. Simple.

Write a joke? My wife doesn’t think that one’s funny, Lord. Not yet. I gotta translate it for her. Then she’ll cry. Then laugh. Then cry some more. Then we’ll laugh together. 

God is so funny, too many of you don’t get Him, because you take everything too seriously, especially yourself. 

Chill: Рилакс эврибади. 

God put a dream into my heart: make people laugh, so they feel better.

God’s hilarious, because I’m not that funny, but also hilarious, because I’m funny looking. 

I look like this because I broke my nose playing rugby for Brown University against the Army. Trained killers against liberal frat boys. What a joke. We would’ve still won, had I not cracked my nose against the human skull of a killer, trained with my dad’s hard earned tax dollars, while I was tackling him, with basically flawless form. Nose to skull.

Knock knock, who’s there, your momma. She asked why you haven’t called. 

I love making people laugh because I care about you. Laughter helps, when life is hard.

Laughter is my love language.

I love you so much, I wrote you a few jokes. Mostly about me, in the story of Jesus, and His stories are hilarious. 

I’m launching a Christian comedy tour to tell the whole world how funny Jesus is.

Please watch it in 4D. 

Heart. Soul. Strength. Mind.

I’ve entitled the show:

I love you so much, 

I wrote you a joke:

“My life”

By Jan Vezikov 

It’s a story about Jesus Christ!

I live my life to follow Jesus Christ.

What’s so funny? He’s hilarious. 

There’s only one word to describe this story: трэмэндос!

Want to know the biggest joke about this joke: 

I didn’t write it.

GOTTTIII 

God did. 

Kidding kidding. But seriously. 

With love (and I meant it)
Pastor Jan

P.S. I'm funnier in person. But Jesus is tremendous everywhere. SDG. Repent you sinners! Rejoice you Saints!

This Week's Announcements

Baptism Class

Sunday, November 14th at 1:00 pm

Want to be baptized? The first step toward baptism at Mosaic is to attend our baptism class. For more information or to sign up, visit our website.

Quarterly Members' Meeting

Saturday, December 4th at 6:00 pm

If you are a covenant member of Mosaic or have been notified that you are being voted into membership, please join us for our next quarterly meeting! Check your email to RSVP if you haven't already done so. 

Songs for Sunday 

If you would like to know what we'll be singing on Sunday, you can find the playlist here.

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